Pirates vs Ninjas

Which is better? The scurvy pirates or the shady ninjas?

Someone recently asked me this question, and this is how I replied:

Did you see Ninja Turtles? Did you watch "Kill Bill vo.1" or "The
Last Samuri"? The bad-guy ninjas suck! They drop like flies! The
only capable ninjas are the good guys or the boss which is like 1 in
50! And goodguys suck because of their emotions and do-gooding.

Now if you saw Pirates of the Caribean you might say the same thing,
but the truth is that there are no goodguy pirates. They are always
thinking about themselves in the end and they will turn on you minutes
after they are done helping you. YOU CANT TRUST EM!

Plus I can relate to Pirates better. They are funny, dirty, smelly,
and always getting drunk and talking silly. Yet they still manage to
efficiently opperate some of the largest vessels of the sea. Ninjas
use dinky swords and sneaky tactics while Pirates are up in your face
with a row of cannons and swing on ropes to board your ship and take
your booty!

Pirates also have pimpin island hideouts with mountains of booty when
ninjas hide out secluded from women where they have group "training
exercises" that borderlines a dry orgie and they are whiped by their
master.

While Master ninjas usualy look slightly less gay then their spandex
wearing underlings, they are still boring and predictible. They try
to be quite and mysterious, but they are obviously just shy losers
that play with swords and have a strong kunfu grip if ya know what I
mean.

On the other hand Pirate Captains are the kings of style with a pair
of brass coconuts. They rape and pillage, getting more booty then
they can handle. They have the skull and crossbones flag as a trade
mark while ninjas have what.... a ski mask?

I could go on but im spent... so in conclusion Pirates > NinjasSo anyone out there wish to express their opinion? Feel free to defend the ninjas if thats what you like!